Fail, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Fail, life's greatest discord.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for mad venture,
Your hind in a new hot stew

Fail will hurt evermore
It's an open wound on an abandoned shore.
Yes FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! (hey-urgh!)

Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for mad venture,
Your hind in a new hot stew

Fail will hurt evermore
It's an open wound on an abandoned shore.
It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
It's the Fail Boat-ah! It's the Fail Boat-ah!